Another web post circulating about concerned “Why did the chicken cross the road?’ Not to be outdone, our smart-ass group chimed in as follows:
UNATTRIBUTED: The chicken crossed the road to show the possum that it could be done.JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to bomb the other side of the road.MARTIN LUTHER KING: Because it had a DREAM...that ALL God's chickens...red, yellow, black, white and brown...could cross the road. GEORGE H.W. BUSH: Read my lips. No new chicken riddles. GEORGE W. BUSH: He wanted to unificate with other chickens so he could put food on his family. JOHN MADDEN: LOOK AT THAT CHICKEN CROSSING THAT ROAD!!!! THAT CHICKEN CAME HERE TODAY TO RUN!!!! OSAMA BIN LADEN: To force his decadent Western ways on the Muslim world, peace be upon it. LLOYD BENSON: I knew that chicken, and *you,* senator, are no chicken. DAN QUAYLE: I like my chicken with a baked potatoe...pottato...a nice spud. SPIRO AGNEW: Cowardly, craven chickens cross to create chaos. MARCEL MARCEAU: " " VOLTAIRE: I disapprove of chickens crossing the road, but I will defend to the death their right to do so. MISTER ROGERS: Can you see the chicken cross the road? Gee, I like it when chickens cross the road. FIRST-GRADE READER: See the road. See the hen cross the road. Run, hen, run. CALIFORNIA HIGHSCHOOL GRADUATE: Cuz he, like, wanned 2, y'know, get overr their. LARRY ELLISON: I'm buying that chicken. Hell, I'm buying the whole damned Interstate Highway System. YODA: Look inside yourself, you should, if seek you to know why crossing the road the chicken was. RICK BLAINE: Louie, I think this is going to be the beginning of a beautiful dinner. CASPAR GUTTMAN: My dear sir, if you lose a chicken you can always get another one. But there's only one Maltese Falcon. GILBERT AND SULLIVAN: In matters that are fowlish-like there's none so anguished-howlish-like As pullets dodging bullets getting struck by speeding motorbikes.