News flash: Kim Jong Il, in a fit of pique last week, launched a missile strike which destroyed the Hawaiian Islands. You probably didn’t hear about it because the mainstream media and the blogosphere were too busy obsessing over Michael Jackson. You don’t have to believe me, but when was the last time you got a postcard from Honolulu?
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#1 by Carol Bolding on July 15th, 2009
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OMG!! You are right! I haven’t received a postcard from Hawaii in the last two weeks, at least.