Radio Daze

Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot let go of the old – old ideas, beliefs, habits, even thoughts.

Rush Limbaugh

June, 2005

Some things never change.

You can get a fair idea of the cultural climate of a region by listening to its radio stations.  After all, they know their market.

There are 33 radio stations in Oklahoma City.  Of these, only two play contemporary, non-country music.  There are five Christian stations, five oldies stations, four Spanish-language stations, four country music stations and seven talk stations – most of them spewing a constant stream of hate and anger.

The highest-rated talk station, and one of the top-rated stations in the market, is KTOK, “Oklahoma’s Information Source.”  Its daily lineup of nearly all syndicated broadcasts reads like Jerry Falwell’s vision of heaven’s radio band:

5:30 – 8:30: Reid Mullins.  Illegal aliens are planning to take over California, New Mexico, Arizona, Texas and southern Colorado and carve out a new state to be called “Aztlan.”  Watch ‘em swim across the border.  Watch ‘em breed.

8:30 – 10:30: Glen Beck.  Torturing prisoners at Guantanamo Bay is hilarious.  “Not letting them go potty” is good for 30 minutes of laughs.  “Here’s an idea: We should make them spend hours watching Oprah, or some other liberal show.”

10:35: Paul Harvey.  Bless the dear old fellow.  A conservative commentator with a sense of humor and not an ounce of hate.  I used to listen to him 40 years ago.  But can he really still be alive?

11:00 – 2:00:  Rush Limbaugh.  Love him or hate him.

2:00 – 4:00: Sean Hannity.  “Let Freedom Ring – Winning the War of Liberty Over Liberalism.”

4:00 – 6:00: Mike McCarville.  Local rantings, local call-ins, news, traffic and sports.

6:00 – 7:00: More Sean Hannity.

7:00 – 10:00: Tony Snow.  “The prisoners [at Guantanamo Bay] live in posher surroundings than their guards, who live in tents.  They get better meals, too.”

10:00 – 5:30: George Noory.  Mystery beasts in south Texas.  UFOs over Ontario.  Call in your favorite story told to you by a friend of a friend.

Naturally, I kept the rental car’s radio tuned to KTOK, and only occasionally shouted back at some of the commentators’ more outrageous pronouncements.  I have a feeling we’re not in NPR country anymore, Toto.

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